Stop looking at me!!

My Blog background keeps looking at me, its most off putting!!! Well not off putting just very distracting  - this is my 3rd attempt at this blog!

Am I going to change it? Hell no! get rid of the sex stares you must be joking!

The main reason for this post is I came across this clip the other day
http://www.thecelebritytruth.com/tom-cruises-les-grossman-preps-robert-pattinson-mtv-awards/0017235

Not only is he incredibly good looking he will also take the piss out of himself *sigh*

I find this a very attractive quality, the ability to make people laugh - I absolutely adore Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Michael Palin and many many more. So guys here is something else to consider - a way to a womans heart might just be through her funny bone!

Progress

Today I rang UCAS to see what I need to do about applying for a different course.

Its surprisingly simple! I just need to ring UCUM and formally request that my place be withdrawn and then I re-register and then apply to UCLAN for the BSc (Hons) Sexual Health Studies.

I really am a giant fanny, I should so go with my gut rather than my head, as Inner Saz is a worrysome biatch and really needs to relax more.

I originally looked at the SHS course last year but because I had to self fund, I decided against it, and opted for Radiography instead. Now dont get me wrong - Radiography is fabulous and very very interesting and once qualified the hours would be very family friendly, but the Devil in me - is thinking Fuck it - do what is right for me.Then the biatch that is mummy guilt kicks in and Inner Saz starts chipping away at my resolve again.

*sigh* I really really need to grow a pair and start looking after me, So who wants to ring UCUM for me tomorrow? and who wants to ring my tutor Shelia and ask her for a reference, cos i'm scared

Slipping in just before midnight

I've literally just got into bed - when I realised I hadn't done my blog of the day (Bad Saz)

Those who are of faint heart do not worry I am clad head to foot in the finest polyester, so you need not worry about me blogging in the buff!

I have had a good mummy day today - a nice lazy start to the morning then off to safe play at Preston with the kids. My lovely fellow slummy Lucy organised it and it was mucho fun.
http://www.spcllp.co.uk/
The kids had a whale of a time and really let off some steam, but the best thing for me was being able to take them somewhere where they could let off steam and throughly enjoy themselves without reprisals from yummies. All of us there today has one member of the family who had an additional need - All of us have had some run in or comment made about our child or behaviour of. Its soul destroying, it really is. I hate taking the kids especially Harry to soft play places  - I shouldnt have to feel like that, I love my kids dearly, but I am a mum and my role is to protect my babies, so watch out yummies you comment on my kids and I might just have to comment on you. This is not my first run in with yummies - I give you exhibit A


http://sazzleswitterings.blogspot.com/2010/02/watch-out-yummies-slummy-mummy-coming.html

I'm hoping that we get to do something like this again, I can honestly say its the first time in a long time that I have truly enjoyed a trip out with my kids and that is really quite depressing. I really need to grow a pair and develope my fuck it attitude - wonder if they do courses like that at college????

In the meantime I have to confess that I have a crush on Anthony "blue" Wiggle - this wont be news to some, and to others it will cause shock and dismay! but I am totally owning my crush  - so deal with it LOL

Today

I went to Carlisle, the place of my birth, my home for the first 7 years of my life.

Mum, Me, Eldest, Middle and Small went to visit Shirley monster (My Gran). It was a short, sweet but very stressful. Middle decided to draw a ruddy great stick figure in brown wax crayon on Shirleys nice new cream carpet!!!!! Fuck sake that boy will be the death of me - now before you wield your harsh mummy stick - I need to say that my grandmother isnt the nicest human being on the planet ( put away the bad granddaughter stick too) She isnt the nice, cuddly doesnt matter if you make a mess kind of granny. She is the dont touch that, dont breath on my nik-naks, use a coaster kind of Granny. I dont actually remember the last time if ever she told me she loves me.

She is all for show and that hurts, I met a friend of hers today and she told me that she had heard a lot about me and the kids, I jokingly said "All good I hope!" "No" was my grans reply. There are loads of biddys in Carlisle that think our family are Satan spawn - we are not we are just keeping our distance from the mental and emotional hassle we get.

She is single handedly the reason why I never use the word Stupid in the same sentence as my children. I am her only grandaughter (the other 5 are boys) and I have told i'm stupid and fat on more than one occasion, she is a charmer isnt she!!

So lets just say i'm not as angry with Middle for drawing on the carpet as I should be!

Better late than never

Yesterday - I went to Uclan to their open day, and now i'm all fired up about sexual health studies.

I'm taking baby steps with this, I need to make phone calls and fire off emails, I'm excited about this but i'm not going to get all giddy until i know there is something to be giddy about.

Watch this space - I could be getting paid to say willy and fanny *giggles*

Spirits dont just come in glasses

I've just been to a charity psychic evening at the RLI with my lovely friend Samantha, and a good time was had by all. We didnt get a reading, but it matters not. Marilyn gave words of comfort and humour to people in the room that needed it most.

I know not what your beliefs are but I am a big believer in spirits (not just the alcoholic type). I have had a fair few readings with Marilyn and others and they have always told me things that NO-ONE outside of my family would know, and given that I originate from Carlisle, and now currently reside in Lancaster. This info cannot be common knowledge.

So here I state my beliefs - I believe in spirits and angels, I am what you would call a spiritualist but I have great respect for others beliefs and I love talking to others about their beliefs. So if you wanna know anything just ask.

Parents evening - blog spree day 3

Its that time of year again - to sit in tiny chairs and cluck over the spawns' school work.

Spawn 1 always interrigates us as to what we looked at and what we liked best, and what did the teacher say - our reply this year: He said you are horrible and you smell, and dad farted on your chair - she is mildly unimpressed with us and more so when I said that Dad had wee'd on your chair as well (We are truly horrid Parents)

Spawn 2 could not give a shite but is happy regardless.

Both of the spawn are doing well Spawn 1 needs her confidence building and Spawn 2 has been earmarked for ELS - a class based support programme to give him a bit of a boost, so watch this space as they say