Alright enough all ready

I have had e-fucking-nough, its all bollocks the whole damn lot of it so far in the past 36 hours

• Phoebe face planted in the garden
• Phoebe managed to up end her pushchair and went flying
• Phoebe managed to fall off the couch twice
• Harry wee'd on his bedroom floor
• Abbie had histronics writing my Dad's birthday card after making a mistake after I told her to be careful
• Harry fell on the school run and nearly skittled Abbie
• Phoebe was up at the crack of dawn
• Phoebe has managed to twat her head on a cupboard
• I managed to push the pram through a ginormous mound of dog shit (CLEAN IT UP YOU LAZY FUCKERS!)
• I got pissed wet through on the school run
• put your coats in the bathroom  was taken as dump your coats in the bath
• Phoebe has drawn all over Abigail's picture so now there is two of them screaming
• and no-one wants to do their fecking homework
• Abbie is now shouting at Harry so i've just shouted at her!

Tell you something if I had a valid passport and the money - I would be on a plane right about now