Tuesday 31 May 2011

Queen

Over the past few nights Stewbertina ballerina and I watched the Queen documentary on BBC 2

It was bloody brilliant, although I did cry when they were talking about Freddie dying, I sobbed a lot actually.

I want to leave you with some of my favourite queen songs

Today

I fell on my arse big style - total wipeout!

Small child climbing + Saz moving quickly + Saz wearing crocs+ Gelli baff on the floor on the messy area = Saz on floor.

On the plus side, my arse is well padded and no one laughed so its all good.

Catch up catch up catch up

I have blogs planned but no time before midnight, so watch out for a Bond blog and a hate blog!

Saturday 28 May 2011

I flove this song


Born This Way Lyrics

It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are
She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe
So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far
Listen to me when I say

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be

Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice of truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M
http://www.elyricsworld.com/born_this_way_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah

I'm beautiful in my way,
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient

Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive

No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, yeah

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
I was born this way, hey
I was born this way, hey
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

I was born this way, hey
I was born this way, hey
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey


Songwriters: Blair, Paul; Garibay, Fernando; Germanotta, Stefani; Laursen, Jeppe Breum

Another Anthem of epic proportions!!! She is as mad as a box of frog but blimey she can sing and her lyrics speak volumes.
 

Thursday 26 May 2011

Gratuitious Rob




Steal my Thunder why dont you!!!

Yes Aphid I am talking to you! Curse you Gerry the Greenfly!

This morning was epic for all the wrong reasons - The pushchair broken, well the raincover broke and snaggled up the wheels, which dragged the raincover under the wheels, which caused a tipping motion that buckled the hood. This happened several times! The most epic was on the school run crossing the road.

I made sure it was clear to go and asked the kids to cross, I stepped forward and raincover snaggage occurred, so I stepped back, the kids stepped back too, so I told them to go again as it was still clear and they just stood looking at me.

Once I had got everything sorted (there may have been some swearing) I crossed over to the kids, asked them to face me, put on my most stern mummy face and told them ( as I have several times before) if I say go I mean GO!

The kids looked suitable sheepish with my ire and wrath, Abigail opened her mouth to speak - this is most unusual, an Abigail apology - but no she uttered the words ............................... Mum you have a bug on your lip.

A chuffing green fly stole my thunder, impressed I am not!

Tuesday 24 May 2011

Hellfire

Things change quickly!!

I woke up this morning to a lovely pm on FF.net about the one shot I submitted for the Tsunami fundraiser
I just wanted to say i just read this story from the compilation and I loved it. It was well written and an interesting story. Thanks for sharing.
This absolutely made my day, knowing what I know now, I should have stayed in my bedroom in my little review bubble.

I get down stairs to find that Phoebe had completely wrecked the iPod touch charger, Harry had trapped his jacket in the table and broken the zip off. My head is banging and my tummy is so sore, so the black mood has descended all by 8.11am - seriously peeps give me a break!

So now me and my little black cloud are sat on the couch and I am talking myself out of eating the packet of bourbon biscuits that are in the cupboard.

Please send donations of willpower to depressedfatlass@comforteating.com - Thank you  X

Sunday 22 May 2011

utterly beautiful song

Not getting my hopes up BUT...


Ooooh, things are slowly but surely falling into place on the Uni finance front.  I have had my student loan application approved; tuition fees are covered and I also qualify for a maintenance grant as well as a loan. I’m looking at roughly £2000 a term which will have to cover train fares and stationary. To stop me going on an almighty spending spree, I will be setting up a separate Uni bank account. I am working on the theory, if I can’t see it, I can’t spend it.

I have finally received the childcare grant application so my job this week is to get it filled in and sent off. Childcare is going to be a major factor in whether or not I go to Uni.  I am going to give it a bloody good go; I know it’s going to be hard, but I would rather try this and fail then sit at the age of eighty regretting what could have been, also I want to move house and we need to be earning mega bucks for that – well not mega bucks, but if all spawn are in the school system, I will be able to get a job and be able to contribute to the family pot. 

Watch this space!!!!

In an Octopuses Garden

Some days I wish I was an Octopus, because I am surgically attached to my laptop (all my online friends live in there and it has all my Rob/Cullen boys p0rn on it). It is rather difficult purchasing food and beverages in my day off home (Starbucks – they should pay me for all the mentions today!) 

I had no qualms about leaving my bag or hoodie, but my mobile is now in my bra cup – poor GQ Rob he is face down in my bewbie. The simple act of purchasing a Panini, a mug of tea and a cinnamon swirl was hampered by a laptop under one arm and a purse in the other! I am currently sat upstairs, there is a plug socket and my Laptop battery is dodgy at best, so to get back to my table I had to wrestle with a tray, 2 doors and a set of stairs all while not spilling or dropping my food and securely hugging my laptop. I am pleased to say we all got back to the table in piece and now I’m stuffed!

I just have to sing!!!!!!


I’m being tortured!

I am in Starbucks listening to my iPod and all the songs that I heart a lot and I can’t sing ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

I love singing, don’t worry you won’t see me on X Factor or any shite like that. I don’t sing terribly well (That sentence should read I sing terribly) but I enjoy it, music lifts me, and vocalising that is just brilliant.

My iPod is torturing me, Biffy clyro – Many of Horror followed by Blink 182 – All the Small things. I just want to sing really loudly. Oh chuff, Pendulum is now. I’m silently mouthing the words but it’s not quite the same!

GET ME TO A KAROAKE BAR STAT!!

Solitary Saz


With today being my day off, I am Saz the solitary.

I will be eating alone and I will be going to the flicks on my own too. This baffles my mum; she thinks I am very confident to do this alone. I don’t really care about the pics as it will be dark and people will be looking at the screen and not me. Eating is slightly trickier, yes it will be a table for one, but I have a book and my iPod so I have words and music to keep me company.

I’m not bothered about people thinking I’m a Billy no mates, I care about what my friends and family think. They think the day off is a good idea, and my mum thinks I’m as mad as a box of frogs (nowt new there then!)

Embarrassed Fatty


Tomorrow I have my six week progress check with my active health instructor, I have since joining been swimming once, and had parts one and two of my gym induction.

I am struggling to make time to go, during the day would be brilliant for me, but I have the Pheebz, now I have had plenty of people offer to look after her but they have their own kids to look after – if it was a medical appointment, then I would have no problem in accepting their help. I personally feel that the gym is a frivolous pastime – I know, I know I am being stupid because it’s a GP prescribed exercise thingy, but to me the gym is a luxury and other people shouldn’t have to watch my sproglet as I sod off to the gym for an hour.

Fucking hell I need to get over myself don’t I !?! 

I enjoy the gym, it makes me feel good brain wise, I have six weeks left and I need to make a huge effort to go!

Stew has a wedding night do at the end of June; the lovely couple in question he has known for years (went to school with one and college with the other). I am determined to shift some weight by then; I don’t want to embarrass him by being uber fat wife. 

Wish me luck!