Friday, 18 February 2011

Friday Randoms

1 - Indicators ARE NOT the work of the devil! They are an aid for those not fortunate to be psychic!! USE THEM YOU STEAMING GREAT BUNCH OF GONADS!

2 - Abbie announced at tea her career choices (in no particular order)
  • An Author
  • A beautitian
  • A teacher
  • A celebrity
  • Or to be on the X factor
She's not fussy bless her and its good to have goals!

3 - The creeping realisation that Eddie Izzard looks better in ladies clothes and make up than I do! (How rude)

4 - That when you finally get the much craved for vodka and bourbons - you cant dunk your bourbons in your voddy as its just all kinds of wrong.

5 - Your ASD son really could not give a monkey chuff that his tiny sister has faceplanted, with forehead and nose scuffage, while carrying his lunch box when there is choclate at stake!


Right i'm off to eat biscuits, drink vodka and coke, read fanfiction and chuckle at Eddie Izzard

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