The Joys of the Two year old

So far today Phoebe Kate has (in no particular order)

• Raised hell in Starbucks
• Fallen off a chair in Starbucks
• Nicked loads of sugar and sweet and low's in star bucks
• Nigh on emptied a napkin dispenser in starbucks
• Refused to get dressed
• Tried to shove a crisp packet on her head - resulting in crumbs in her hair
• Is currently rolling around the living screaming as she cannot fit in to her Dollies travel cot
• Refused to put her coat on
• screamed on the way into town
• has literally just got stuck behind the couch, kicking and screaming and upon release shouted 'I awight mum, I awight'
• tipped out the onions in the kitchen and come through wearing the onion bag as a 'Bubba' style hair net.
• Refused to take her coat and shoes off
• Refused to get out of the pushchair.
• Trashed Harry's bedroom
• Had several tantrums for reasons only known to herself
• Dropped her crisps on the floor  - screaming 'naughty bisps'
• Tried to empty shelves in both Rymans and Bodycare
• Switched on lamps that you have just switched off
• Tried to play Abbies keyboard with a building block
• Walked face first into a chair
• And last and by no means least  - put the plug in the bathroom sink, run the tap and wandered off

 and its only 3pm!!! Only another 4.5 - 5 hours till bed time - Have voddy and bourbons on stand by!