I am a bad mummy

I was bragging about my whoopee cushion prowess - I had a captive audience (well Abbie and Harry) I inflated the cushion, put it on the arm of the chair, parked my fat arse on it  there was a huge farting noise, a wobble of arse and WC and a pop as the Whoopee cushion gave out and popped. Harry was devastated that his mummy killed his whoopee cushion with her big fat bum. He has told several people this :0(

To assuage my guilt, I ran uptown today and bought him a new one, a self inflating one which my arse is going no where near!