Its that time of year again - to sit in tiny chairs and cluck over the spawns' school work.
Spawn 1 always interrigates us as to what we looked at and what we liked best, and what did the teacher say - our reply this year: He said you are horrible and you smell, and dad farted on your chair - she is mildly unimpressed with us and more so when I said that Dad had wee'd on your chair as well (We are truly horrid Parents)
Spawn 2 could not give a shite but is happy regardless.
Both of the spawn are doing well Spawn 1 needs her confidence building and Spawn 2 has been earmarked for ELS - a class based support programme to give him a bit of a boost, so watch this space as they say
2 comments:
hehehe that's funny!! I'd totally do that too!! I'm glad they're both doing well :)
I think Harry has the right idea, completely :)
You are not terrible parents; or if you are, then we are too because we say things like that to our kids. They find it hysterical though, and it gets out of hand when they try to top our disgustingness :D
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